Do you want just to lay back while the latest and greatest technology masturbates you? Would you like to feel an orgasm far beyond what your hand could ever achieve? Well then, you’ve come to the right place. Self-pleasure has never been easier, or more fun. We’ve taken a look at this year’s greatest sex toy releases, and bring you a list of the best male masturbators.
Male Masturbator Reviews
The Fleshlight Launch makes the top of our list. It simply is the best hands-free male masturbator and male sex toy due to its versatility and how damn good it feels. It’s an extraordinary experience to have the Launch do all the work, at the perfect tempo, bouncing up and down on your dick. You just have to sit back, put on your favorite porno or VR (virtual reality) video, and let the Launch do the rest. After many, many uses, I always finished with a smile on my face and euphoria that I rarely receive from traditional masturbation.
- Up to 180 strokes per minute! No hand can reach that level of speed and tempo.
- Compatible with VR. The Fleshlight specific VR videos will actually sink the movements of the woman with your Launch.
- Quick charging with a USB cable.
- Free regular software updates to fix any software issues, extend battery
life,and make VR porn better.
For all the good the Fleshlight Launch offers, there are some small annoyances. We really hate the lack of button controls. Fleshlight has instead opted for controls that mimic our smartphones, like dragging across a touch screen. We get it, you’re trying to market this thing as some space-age technology. That’s cool and all but the lack of buttons can be annoying, especially if you have any lube on your fingers. There is some silver lining to a lack of buttons however. It makes cleanup faster and simpler.
The Fleshlight Launch really is a great product and one of the best Fleshlights. It comes with a hefty price tag to reflect that. At over $200 just for the Launch and then more money spent on the sleeves, you’re in for around $300 total, give or take.
Fully Automated Experience
Controls take getting used to
Pussy and Ass Doll
The Pussy and Ass Doll has a terrible name. That said, the product is actually pretty amazing. It is a life size replica of the female ass and lower back. It’s remarkably easy to maneuver in and around the Pussy and Ass Doll.
What really sets the Pussy and Ass Doll apart from the other masturbators is the realistic motions. What I mean by that is you are actually fucking the Pussy and Ass Doll. You lay it on a flat surface and go to down on the pussy, ass, or both. It feels more real and more animalistic than jerking yourself off with the other masturbators. Really fun experience using the Pussy and Ass Doll that I won’t soon forget.
Unfortunately, the Pussy and Ass Doll has one big downside, it sucks to clean. It weighs around 15lbs which makes it a bitch to move around. It’s cumbersome and tough to carry especially with an erection and lubed up fingers. It does come with a drying agent which is sorely needed. It’s difficult to air out the toy after cleaning.
If you can overlook the cleaning aspect, it’s a super fun and unique experience that most other male masturbators can’t compare with.
Amazing feeling pleasure canals
Cleanup is time consuming
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Unlike some of the other best male masturbators, the Fleshlight STU (stamina training unit) is not an automated and not great for traveling. Although, it can be paired with the Fleshlight Launch, but on its own, it will require manual movements. That said, it’s one of the most revolutionary sex products for men.
The Fleshlight STU has given men the opportunity to practice on a sex toy that greatly mimics a woman’s vagina. This is great if you want to train yourself to last longer in bed or impress your date.
How To Choose The Perfect Male Masturbator
Didn’t like our top picks? Want to make a different choice? No problem, we can help you with that too.
Before you ever pick up that credit card, consider your options carefully. Here are the most important factors to keep in mind.
We’re not talking about your penis size here! These male masturbators can fit almost all sizes, unless your next Mandingo, you’ll fit fine. We’re talking about the size of the sex toy.
Take into consideration where you’re going to be using the masturbator. If you travel a lot, you’re going to want something smaller, more discrete. If you have nosey parents, getting Fleshlight that looks inconspicuously looks like a flashlight ain’t a bad idea.
Are you looking for a masturbator to give you intense and explosive orgasms, or are you just wanting a
Vagina, anal, or oral?
Personally, I love all three. That said, you need to pick the one which gets your mind-racing and penis standing at attention that fastest. Typically, most people get the vagina looking masturbator. In the end, it’s what’s on the inside that counts, that’s where the pleasure chambers are going to tightly grip your penis and bring you to an explosive ecstasy.
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Quality of materials
We’ve all read the horror stories of cheap Chinese knockoff products getting people sick or damaging them financially and physically. Don’t stick your dick in a cheap Chinese knockoff people. Stick to well-known brands and official websites. We know that $10 male masturbator from
I hate bringing up prices when it comes to pleasure, but it’s important. Most of the hands-free masturbators cost a pretty penny. The motors, electronic inner-workings, and accompanying VR videos amount to well over $100 after everything is said and done.
The minimum you’ll end up spending is around $60 for the STU with a maximum of around $200 if you go with the premium Launch. Consider your budget and plan appropriately.
Also, think of all the money you’ll save on dates though! A male masturbator doesn’t get hungry, doesn’t drink your liquor, and doesn’t get tired of giving your blowjobs!
Keeping Your Masturbator in Tip-Top Shape
Unfortunately, there is going to be a small amount of maintenance required in order to keep your sex toy working properly and lasting for years.
It’s going to come down to cleaning. Imagine blowing a load inside your favorite masturbator and letting it sit there for days. Gross! Just like washing your hand after wards, you need to wash your sex toy too!
Here are some great questions we commonly receive. If you have any more questions, or think we missed something, please leave a comment below!
How to use a male masturbator?
This is a complicated question that probably deserves its own separate article. Just like every male masturbator is made from unique components, with a unique design and unique goal, we men are also very unique. Here’s how I use them, which I think makes a great baseline.
Firstly, you’re going to want to have some sex toy lube handy. We suggest a high-quality water-based lubricant. Unlike a vagina, male masturbators do not produce any natural lubrication. You need to bring that yourself.
If there is anything you take away from this article it should be this: There is no “perfect” way of using a masturbator. Experiment and try new positions, speeds, and movements. Have fun with it and enjoy yourself!
Do the best male masturbators feel realistic?
The short answer is, absolutely yes they do feel
The long answer is a bit more complex. Each product uses a unique blend of materials that gives a very similar feeling to the soft skin of the genitals. That said, certain models of male masturbators are built purely for pleasure, and not with realism in mind. You need to decide if you would rather have a very realistic feeling masturbator like the Fleshlight STU, or a more pleasurable experience using something like the Fleshlight Launch + Stoya Destroya combo.
Overall, while a male masturbator is without a doubt a far better sensation than masturbation alone, it can never fully replace the joy and arousal of another human being. These products are just that, products. Use them to give you amazing orgasms but don’t try to replace the bond and feelings of sex with another person.
How to make a male masturbator?
If you’re looking to create your very own masturbation device, you’ve come to the wrong place. That’s okay though, we know of a great article that focuses on the creation of male masturbation toys! If you do decide that creating your own male masturbator is too much work, come back to Friendly Hostility and we will set you up with the perfect toy.
Masturbation has always been one of life’s simple pleasures. Get yourself off in the evening before bed is a staple in most men’s routines. Why not add a quality male masturbator to that routine and give your hand a break? Your worth it and your dick will thank you.